Joke: I’m happy I didn't win.

Some years ago, I did a competition and I came third. Right.
I’m happy I didn't win.
But I was a little depressed. Right.
I was like, I could have won.
And I was so frustrated and depressed sometimes about almost winning until I wrote a joke.
I wrote a joke and this is totally true about how the winner gave all of his/her one million dollars prize money to charity to help underprivileged children.
Isn’t that beautiful?
You had better be more appreciative, I wouldn’t have done that.
I would have given some money to underprivileged women, but that would have been on a one by one personal.