Tuesday

Joke: General election: do not vote for Donald Trash

Comedian: What's your question?
Violent Trash supporter: Did you vote for Donald Trash?
Comedian: Did you vote for Donald Trash? What do you think?
Violent Trash supporter: No. I can just tell by your joke that you voted for Madam Uncorrupted.
Comedian: Alright. I can tell by the fact that you're still talking but nobody wants you to, that you voted for Donald Trash.
Comedian: Here, I'll tell you, I'll tell you the rest of that bit and then we'll move on. I'm so insecure as Jewish, I went and got an UID device (intrauterine device) to prevent pregnancy... (joke cannot be continued) 
Violent Trash supporter: (out of sudden, unsuccessful violent attempt to throw a soft drink can to hit the comedian and missed)
Comedian: (picked up the soft drink can and drink the leftover water, hope and not racism)

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